Author: Jason Westlake

Doing the right thing for Valentine’s Day depends upon the type of woman you have. Some women love all the romantic things that Valentine’s Day offers — chocolates, short love poems, love words, flowers, stuffed bears, romantic messages, romantic dinners, etc. Other women don’t like any of that stuff on Valentine’s Day. The reason why…

In a previous article, I wrote in a facetious manner about how to write a forgettable short love poem. The idea was that the emotional state you are in, and the emotion that you write about and evoke in the poem is what makes all the difference in how powerful the poem is. The same…

I would love to show you how to write crazy short love poems or any other combination of crazy love words. Why crazy? Well, I define crazy as anything out of the ordinary, anything out of the normal patterns you live your life. Crazy for me would be drinking a can of Pepsi. Crazy for…

There are times in your life when you just need to be taken care of. Nourished. Loved. Replenished. If you have a partner to support you, then that’s a great place to turn to. If you don’t, then you probably have good friends or family to turn to. But whether you do or whether you…

1 – Outsource your writing to Homer Simpson. Homer is proof that not everyone can write decent romantic messages. Let’s face it. Some people should just stick to other things, like making people laugh at you. 2 – Get really drunk. Wait until you’re incoherent and then start writing. Hopefully, you won’t remember anything when…

The intent of this article is about how to write an epic funny short love poem with any combination of love words you have in your arsenal. The success of your poem won’t be directly because of the words, but the feeling the words create. The way that any good story, movie, poem, song, journey…